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The "Number of the Debt" Heavy Metal Tee—
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The Story
Woe to you, oh earth and sea, for the devil sends the beast with wrath... and a 60-month financing plan on a Dodge Charger.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it’s a tour shirt for your journey out of financial hell. Whether you’re trying to Run to the Bills, avoid the Fear of the Overdraft, or just trying to keep your credit score from becoming Two Minutes to Midnight, this heavy metal design is here to slay.
Printed on a garment-dyed heavyweight tee that is tougher than your student loans, this shirt features the Supreme Leader of the Financial Audit slaying the dragons of bad spending. Buy it with a debit card, or don't buy it at all.
The Heavy Specs:
100% ring-spun cotton (Real fabric, unlike your "assets")
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (Heavier than your emergency fund)
Garment-dyed for that vintage "I've been in debt since the 80s" look
Relaxed fit so you have room to breathe when looking at your bank account
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Blank product sourced from Honduras
This isn't just a t-shirt; it’s a tour shirt for your journey out of financial hell. Whether you’re trying to Run to the Bills, avoid the Fear of the Overdraft, or just trying to keep your credit score from becoming Two Minutes to Midnight, this heavy metal design is here to slay.
Printed on a garment-dyed heavyweight tee that is tougher than your student loans, this shirt features the Supreme Leader of the Financial Audit slaying the dragons of bad spending. Buy it with a debit card, or don't buy it at all.
The Heavy Specs:
100% ring-spun cotton (Real fabric, unlike your "assets")
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (Heavier than your emergency fund)
Garment-dyed for that vintage "I've been in debt since the 80s" look
Relaxed fit so you have room to breathe when looking at your bank account
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Woe to you, oh earth and sea, for the devil sends the beast with wrath... and a 60-month financing plan on a Dodge Charger.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it’s a tour shirt for your journey out of financial hell. Whether you’re trying to Run to the Bills, avoid the Fear of the Overdraft, or just trying to keep your credit score from becoming Two Minutes to Midnight, this heavy metal design is here to slay.
Printed on a garment-dyed heavyweight tee that is tougher than your student loans, this shirt features the Supreme Leader of the Financial Audit slaying the dragons of bad spending. Buy it with a debit card, or don't buy it at all.
The Heavy Specs:
100% ring-spun cotton (Real fabric, unlike your "assets")
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (Heavier than your emergency fund)
Garment-dyed for that vintage "I've been in debt since the 80s" look
Relaxed fit so you have room to breathe when looking at your bank account
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Blank product sourced from Honduras
This isn't just a t-shirt; it’s a tour shirt for your journey out of financial hell. Whether you’re trying to Run to the Bills, avoid the Fear of the Overdraft, or just trying to keep your credit score from becoming Two Minutes to Midnight, this heavy metal design is here to slay.
Printed on a garment-dyed heavyweight tee that is tougher than your student loans, this shirt features the Supreme Leader of the Financial Audit slaying the dragons of bad spending. Buy it with a debit card, or don't buy it at all.
The Heavy Specs:
100% ring-spun cotton (Real fabric, unlike your "assets")
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (Heavier than your emergency fund)
Garment-dyed for that vintage "I've been in debt since the 80s" look
Relaxed fit so you have room to breathe when looking at your bank account
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
