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"I was hungry and it was right there!" — You, explaining why you are broke.
This shirt immortalizes your worst enemy. Not the bank, not the credit card companies, but the rotating heater at the gas station. We used a classic horror-punk aesthetic because looking at your monthly spending on "dining out" (gas station snacks) is genuinely terrifying.
This is a premium, garment-dyed tee that says, "I like heavy metal, but I love processed cheese cylinders even more."
The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton: Soft enough to sleep in after a carb coma.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd²: Heavyweight fabric for a heavyweight snack addiction.
Garment-dyed: Vintage, washed-out look.
Relaxed fit: Essential after eating three roller-grill items.
This shirt immortalizes your worst enemy. Not the bank, not the credit card companies, but the rotating heater at the gas station. We used a classic horror-punk aesthetic because looking at your monthly spending on "dining out" (gas station snacks) is genuinely terrifying.
This is a premium, garment-dyed tee that says, "I like heavy metal, but I love processed cheese cylinders even more."
The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton: Soft enough to sleep in after a carb coma.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd²: Heavyweight fabric for a heavyweight snack addiction.
Garment-dyed: Vintage, washed-out look.
Relaxed fit: Essential after eating three roller-grill items.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
"I was hungry and it was right there!" — You, explaining why you are broke.
This shirt immortalizes your worst enemy. Not the bank, not the credit card companies, but the rotating heater at the gas station. We used a classic horror-punk aesthetic because looking at your monthly spending on "dining out" (gas station snacks) is genuinely terrifying.
This is a premium, garment-dyed tee that says, "I like heavy metal, but I love processed cheese cylinders even more."
The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton: Soft enough to sleep in after a carb coma.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd²: Heavyweight fabric for a heavyweight snack addiction.
Garment-dyed: Vintage, washed-out look.
Relaxed fit: Essential after eating three roller-grill items.
This shirt immortalizes your worst enemy. Not the bank, not the credit card companies, but the rotating heater at the gas station. We used a classic horror-punk aesthetic because looking at your monthly spending on "dining out" (gas station snacks) is genuinely terrifying.
This is a premium, garment-dyed tee that says, "I like heavy metal, but I love processed cheese cylinders even more."
The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton: Soft enough to sleep in after a carb coma.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd²: Heavyweight fabric for a heavyweight snack addiction.
Garment-dyed: Vintage, washed-out look.
Relaxed fit: Essential after eating three roller-grill items.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
