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The Story
Welcome to the jungle, baby. You’re gonna… pay off your high-interest debt!
We’ve taken the most dangerous album cover in rock history and remixed it for the most dangerous financial trap in history: Compound Interest. Just like the original band, debt is chaotic, loud, and will absolutely trash your hotel room (and your credit score).
Wear this shirt as a reminder to take yourself down to the Paradise City (where the grass is green and the balances are zero). Don't be a victim of the Nightrain of bad spending.
The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton (Softer than your resolve to not order taquitos).
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (Heavy duty, like an audit).
Garment-dyed for a vintage "I survived 29% APR" look.
Relaxed fit to keep you cool while Caleb screams at you.
We’ve taken the most dangerous album cover in rock history and remixed it for the most dangerous financial trap in history: Compound Interest. Just like the original band, debt is chaotic, loud, and will absolutely trash your hotel room (and your credit score).
Wear this shirt as a reminder to take yourself down to the Paradise City (where the grass is green and the balances are zero). Don't be a victim of the Nightrain of bad spending.
The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton (Softer than your resolve to not order taquitos).
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (Heavy duty, like an audit).
Garment-dyed for a vintage "I survived 29% APR" look.
Relaxed fit to keep you cool while Caleb screams at you.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Welcome to the jungle, baby. You’re gonna… pay off your high-interest debt!
We’ve taken the most dangerous album cover in rock history and remixed it for the most dangerous financial trap in history: Compound Interest. Just like the original band, debt is chaotic, loud, and will absolutely trash your hotel room (and your credit score).
Wear this shirt as a reminder to take yourself down to the Paradise City (where the grass is green and the balances are zero). Don't be a victim of the Nightrain of bad spending.
The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton (Softer than your resolve to not order taquitos).
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (Heavy duty, like an audit).
Garment-dyed for a vintage "I survived 29% APR" look.
Relaxed fit to keep you cool while Caleb screams at you.
We’ve taken the most dangerous album cover in rock history and remixed it for the most dangerous financial trap in history: Compound Interest. Just like the original band, debt is chaotic, loud, and will absolutely trash your hotel room (and your credit score).
Wear this shirt as a reminder to take yourself down to the Paradise City (where the grass is green and the balances are zero). Don't be a victim of the Nightrain of bad spending.
The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton (Softer than your resolve to not order taquitos).
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (Heavy duty, like an audit).
Garment-dyed for a vintage "I survived 29% APR" look.
Relaxed fit to keep you cool while Caleb screams at you.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
