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Tell me why I had to borrow every penny to buy a car... 🎵
We’re taking it back to 1984 with this "Iron Finances" tribute. Inspired by the Powerslave era, this tee features the Caleb-Mummy breaking the chains of high-interest loans and escaping the tomb of bad credit.
Don't be a slave to the Power of Compound Interest. Wear this shirt as you resurrect your bank account and zap your debt with the lightning speed of a direct deposit. It’s a heavyweight tee for a heavy metal financial journey.
The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton: Ancient Egyptian quality (but softer).
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd²: Tough enough to survive the mosh pit of life.
Garment-dyed: Vintage look, modern comfort.
Relaxed fit: Because financial freedom feels roomy.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
We’re taking it back to 1984 with this "Iron Finances" tribute. Inspired by the Powerslave era, this tee features the Caleb-Mummy breaking the chains of high-interest loans and escaping the tomb of bad credit.
Don't be a slave to the Power of Compound Interest. Wear this shirt as you resurrect your bank account and zap your debt with the lightning speed of a direct deposit. It’s a heavyweight tee for a heavy metal financial journey.
The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton: Ancient Egyptian quality (but softer).
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd²: Tough enough to survive the mosh pit of life.
Garment-dyed: Vintage look, modern comfort.
Relaxed fit: Because financial freedom feels roomy.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Tell me why I had to borrow every penny to buy a car... 🎵
We’re taking it back to 1984 with this "Iron Finances" tribute. Inspired by the Powerslave era, this tee features the Caleb-Mummy breaking the chains of high-interest loans and escaping the tomb of bad credit.
Don't be a slave to the Power of Compound Interest. Wear this shirt as you resurrect your bank account and zap your debt with the lightning speed of a direct deposit. It’s a heavyweight tee for a heavy metal financial journey.
The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton: Ancient Egyptian quality (but softer).
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd²: Tough enough to survive the mosh pit of life.
Garment-dyed: Vintage look, modern comfort.
Relaxed fit: Because financial freedom feels roomy.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
We’re taking it back to 1984 with this "Iron Finances" tribute. Inspired by the Powerslave era, this tee features the Caleb-Mummy breaking the chains of high-interest loans and escaping the tomb of bad credit.
Don't be a slave to the Power of Compound Interest. Wear this shirt as you resurrect your bank account and zap your debt with the lightning speed of a direct deposit. It’s a heavyweight tee for a heavy metal financial journey.
The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton: Ancient Egyptian quality (but softer).
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd²: Tough enough to survive the mosh pit of life.
Garment-dyed: Vintage look, modern comfort.
Relaxed fit: Because financial freedom feels roomy.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
